That's Right People Mutilate In my Name
"Legions of Devoted Minions"

You must be willing to set aside your own lives and worldly possessions in favor of the superior power which I wield. Prepare for the next ice age in fear and happiness. There will only be one surviving society, and we will command it...join it now and get hurt later. Join me or die...

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